Cartoon Of The Day: A Socialist Halloween

Cartoon Of The Day

Carving A Jack-O-Lantern With A Gun

Happy Halloween.

Pumpkin Drop

Watch as a nearly 1,200 lb. pumpkin is dropped onto a Pontiac.

Joke Of The Day

A cannibal entered the meat market to buy something nice for dinner. The owner greeted him and told him to look around. The cannibal began to inspect the meat case and noticed the market specialized in brain.

Upon further inspection he noticed a marked disparity between the costs of brain meats. A carpenter's brain sells for $1.50 per pound. A plumber's brain sells for $2.25 per pound. He noticed with alarm that a politician's brain sells for $375.00 a pound. With not a little curiosity he asked the owner why the huge difference in price between the similar meats.

The owner responded with a deadpan look on his face, "Do you realize how many politicians it takes to get a pound of brains?"

Cartoon Of The Day

Favorite Movie Calculator

Here is a very short, simple little math calculation you can do in your head. I was amazed at how this accurately identified my favorite movie. Try it, you'll like it!

This is pretty amazing!

I was surprised how this worked. Be honest and don't look at the movie list till you have done the math!

Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite. This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most. Don't ask me how, but it really works!

The Movie Test:

Pick a number from 1-9.

Multiply by 3.

Add 3.

Multiply by 3 again.

Now add the two digits of that answer together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.




Movie List:

1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Beverly Hills Cop
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Defeat of Obama in 2012
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story

Democratic Code

Do you feel that you sometimes need the secret Democratic book to decode some of the lies?

The Weather Underground

"Hello. I'm going to read a declaration of a state of war... Within the next 14 days we will attack a symbol or institution of American injustice." ~ Bernardine Dohrn thirty years ago.

With these words, a group of young American radicals called The Weathermen announced their intention to overthrow the U.S. government. Fueled by outrage over the Vietnam War and racism in America, they went undergound during the 1970s, bombing targets across the country that they felt symbolized "the real violence" that the U.S. government and capitalist power were wreaking throughout the world. From pitched battles with police on Chicago's city streets, to bombing the U.S. Capitol building, to breaking acid-guru Timothy Leary out of prison, this carefully organized clandestine network attempted to incite a national revolution, while successfully evading one of the largest FBI manhunts in history. One of the top documentaries of the year, this award-winning film interweaves extensive archival material with modern-day interviews to explore the incredible story of "The Weather Underground". As former members reflect candidly about the idealistic passion that drove them to "bring the war home," they paint a compelling portrait of troubled and revolutionary times, with unexpected and often striking connections to the current world situation.

Joke Of The Day

Yesterday (Saturday) on my way to a friends house I saw a Muslim fall from a bridge into the river. I know you all won't believe this but being the responsible citizen that I am, I notified emergency services.

It's now almost 10:30 AM (Sunday) the and they still haven't responded!

I'm starting to think I've wasted a stamp.

Cartoon Of The Day

Dragnet 2010

Hat tip Rocco

Japanese Robot Has Incredibly Realistic Facial Expressions

From Neatorama:

Actroid-F looks almost human. Not just in the way its face is sculpted, but the way that it moves. Guinness World Records lists it as the first true android. In the above video, the robot mimics the expressions of its operator. The people behind the project suggest that it could be placed in hospitals as an observer.

Bumper Sticker Of The Day

Democrats Greatest Hits

This fun new Politizoid takes a look at the 111th congress and all of the funny things our politicians say.

Joke Of The Day

This morning a coalition of Muslim leaders warned the U.S. that if military action against Muslim countries continues, they intend to cut off America 's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by DELL, AT&T, and AOL customer service reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any more candidates for President either.

It's gonna get ugly, people!

Cartoon Of The Day

I'm Voting for Liberty

A commercial from the Chicago Tea Party. Do these people look angry to you? Do these people look like radical extremists? They're real, and they're voting in November.

Stock Market Terms

CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.

CFO -- Corporate Fraud Officer.

BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to
mistake himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no
allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants
as the market keeps crashing.

BROKER -- What my broker has made me.

STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your
assets equally between themselves.

FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears
down the toilet.

YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker
for $240 per share.

WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who
bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked
up in a nuthouse.

PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.

People Are Awesome

A compilation of awesome people doing incredible things.

Joke Of The Day

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

‘How do you feel about sex?’ he asked, rather tentatively.

‘I would like it infrequently’ she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered,

‘Is that one word or two?

Cartoon Of The Day

Bumper Sticker Of The Day

Defeat The Debt Pledge Commercial

Children: I pledge allegiance to Americaʼs debt, and to the Chinese government that lends us money. And to the interest, for which we pay, compoundable, with higher taxes and lower pay until the day we die.

VO: American tax payers owe more than $500 million in interest payments every day to cover our governmentʼs debt, much of that debt is owe to foreign governments. Go to DefeatTheDebt.com.

Girl: Debt Stinks.

Darth Vader's Theme From "Star Wars" In The Style Of Beethoven

Richard Grayson improvises on an audience theme from a concert on March 8, 2009, at the Crossroads School.

Joke Of The Day

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead. “How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked her pupil.

“Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,” answered the child innocently.

“You did WHAT?! ?” the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

“You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘Pssst!’ and it didn’t move.”

Cartoon Of The Day

Life-Size Monopoly House

From Neatorama:

Toronto-based Taiwanese Artist An Te Liu made this house. It’s 2009 work called Title Deed and is located in Willowdale, Ontario.

John Wayne's America

A trip through the United State of America with one of the most patriotic men to ever live.

"Marxism in America" by Lt. Gen. (Ret.) W.G. Boykin

In this video entitled "Marxism in America" General Jerry Boykin discusses his background and training in understanding Marxist insurgencies and how this parallels current government actions.

Bumper Sticker Of The Day

Joke Of The Day

The first mate on a ship decided to celebrate an occasion with a "little" stowed away rum. Unfortunately he got drunk and was still drunk the next morning. The captain entry in the ship’s log: "The first mate was drunk today."

"Captain please don’t let that stay in the log", the mate said. "This could add months or years to my becoming a captain myself."

"Is it true?" asked the captain, already knowing the answer.

"Yes, its true" the mate said.

"Then if it is true it has to go in the log. That’s the rule. If its true it goes into the log, end of discussion," said the captain sternly.

Weeks later, it was the first mate’s turn to make the log entries. The first mare wrote: "The ship seems in good shape. The captain was sober today."

Cartoon Of The Day

Travelogue

A pop-mythological and auto-biographical road movie, a journey through an imaginary American landscape, made entirely out of postcards.

Travelogue from Robert F. Arnold on Vimeo.

The Pledge of Allegiance

The League of Women Voters hosted a candidate forum featuring Joe Walsh & Melissa Bean running for the 8th Congressional District in Illinois.

The League of Women voters got schooled on what it means to be an American.

John Wayne and The Pledge of Allegiance

John Wayne, an American icon, reciting and interpreting the Pledge of Allegiance.

Joe Biden Claims GOP Spending ‘$200 Billion’ on Campaign Ads

Obama made his only brilliant decision when he chose Biden to be his Vice President. No one would assassinate Obama and make Biden President.

From The Blaze:

This claim might be even more far-fetched than the ones Vice President Joe Biden has made about the stimulus working. Maybe.



“I was amazed at the amount of money, this $200 billion of money that is — where there’s no accountability,” Vice President Joe Biden told Bloomberg. “When I say accountability, we don’t know where it’s coming from. There’s no disclosure, so the folks watching the ad can’t make a judgment based upon motive when you say it’s paid for by so-and-so,” he said.

Joke Of The Day

In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was startled by what she saw in her crystal ball. She looked up at her customer, sitting across the table.

There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked,

Will I get away with it?"

Cartoon Of The Day

Charlton Heston's A Torch With No Flame

Charlton Heston discusses passing on the legacy of the Second Amendment. In this spellbinding performance, the NRA past president challenges Americans to keep freedom's flame alight from generation to generation. Delivered with unedited authenticity reflecting a deep love for his nation, Mr. Heston's eloquent message radiates truth as it lights the American way.

Paul Zerdin Ventriloquist at Comedy Rocks

Joke Of The Day

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks: "What happened, what's the holdup?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Hussein Obama, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O' Donnell and Al Sharpton,” the man replies. “They’re asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We’re going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks: "On average, how much is everyone giving?"

"About a gallon."

Cartoon Of The Day

James Cameron - Hypocrite

Prop 23 would suspend California's AB32, Global Warming legislation which would require energy companies reduce their carbon output to 1990 levels.

James Cameron has donated $1m to oppose Prop 23, even though he hypocritically lives a carbon intensive lifestyle.

Chinese Professor

This new ad is part of an ongoing communications program in CAGW's decades-long fight against wasteful government spending, increased taxes, out-of-control deficit spending, and a crippling national debt that threatens the future and survival of our country.

Uncle Matin's Sword Trick

Starring Mark Christopher Lawrence from NBC's "Chuck" (Big Mike)

Enjoy!

Joke Of The Day

A truck driver frequently traveled through Washington, DC. Of course, there were always politicians walking along the road near the US Capitol Building. The truck driver made it a practice to hit any pedestrian politicians with his truck as he sped by.

One day, he spotted a priest walking along the road and stopped to give him a ride. A little further along, as he approached the US Capitol Building, he spotted a politician walking along the side of the road.

Automatically, he veered his truck towards the politician, but then he remembered his passenger. He swerved back to the center, but he heard a “whump” and in the rear view mirror he spotted the politician rolling across the street.

He turned to the priest and said, “Father, I’m sure that I missed that politician.”

And the priest replied, “That’s OK, my son, I got him with the door.”

Cartoon Of The Day

Billboard Of The day

Quote Of The Day

Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying. ~ Ronald Reagan

Protest Sign Of The Day

American Hero

Juan Williams: Going Rogue

This posting says so much about Sarah, she defends Juan Williams who has trashed her many times in the past.

Posted by Sarah Palin today on her Facebook page:

At a time when our country is dangerously in debt and looking for areas of federal spending to cut, I think we’ve found a good candidate for defunding. National Public Radio is a public institution that directly or indirectly exists because the taxpayers fund it. And what do we, the taxpayers, get for this? We get to witness Juan Williams being fired from NPR for merely speaking frankly about the very real threat this country faces from radical Islam.

We have to have an honest discussion about the jihadist threat. Are we not allowed to say that Muslim terrorists have killed thousands of Americans and continue to plot the deaths of thousands more? Are we not allowed to say that there are Muslim states that aid and abet these fanatics? Are we not allowed to even debate the role that radical Islam plays in inciting this violence?

I don’t expect Juan Williams to support me (he’s said some tough things about me in the past) – but I will always support his right and the right of all Americans to speak honestly about the threats this country faces. And for Juan, speaking honestly about these issues isn’t just his right, it’s his job. Up until yesterday, he was doing that job at NPR. Firing him is their loss.

If NPR is unable to tolerate an honest debate about an issue as important as Islamic terrorism, then it’s time for “National Public Radio” to become “National Private Radio.” It’s time for Congress to defund this organization.

NPR says its mission is “to create a more informed public,” but by stifling debate on these issues, NPR is doing exactly the opposite. President Obama should make clear his commitment to free and honest discussion of the jihadist threat in our public debates – and Congress should make clear that unless NPR provides that public service, not one more dime.

Mr. President, what say you?

- Sarah Palin

Joke Of The Day

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.

If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a
response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."

Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response..

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.. "Honey, what’s for dinner?"

Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her... "Honey, what’s for dinner?"

"Ralph, for THE FIFTH TIME, CHICKEN!"

Cartoon Of The Day

Commercial Of The Day: Dodge Challenger Freedom

Dodge Challenger Freedom car commercial. America got two things right; Cars and freedom.

Poster Of The Day

The Anvil

There's an anvil around the necks of America's small businesses that's preventing our innovators from growing jobs. It's called ObamaCare. House Republicans have heard your calls for real health care reform and are working to deliver it.

Joke Of The Day

A doctor had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty the next day.

No matter how hard he tried to forget about it, his shame and sense of betrayal were overwhelming.

But every once in a while he’d hear a reassuring voice in his head that said, “Don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients.”

But then he would hear another voice, one that jolted him back to reality. “You are a sick doctor,” it whispered, “and a terrible veterinarian.”

Cartoon Of The Day

You Cannot!

Here is a great little video from RightChange that is built on the "You Cannot" quote from Boetcker back in the early 1900's that is more relevant than ever. Elections Matter Vote November 2, 2010.


You Cannot! from RightChange on Vimeo.

You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot help small men by tearing down big men.
You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot lift the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.
You cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than your income.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatreds.
You cannot establish security on borrowed money.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away a man's initiative and independence.
You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves. ~ William J. H. Boetcker, 1916

Chefs Speak Out on Looming "Salt Crimes"

Chefs are increasingly worried about government intervention. "It's my career," said Michael Ferraro, Executive Chef of The Delicatessen. Jason Hall, Chef de Cuisine of Gotham Bar and Grill, recognizes the threat to culinary freedom advocates of the Bland New World pose. "I don't know how they would police it," said Hall. "Are they going to come in with salt probes?"

Protect Citizens First

A statement to our "leaders" at the federal level who refuse to do their jobs AND prevent states for doing it for them.

HRP-4C Dance

Japan's AIST has impressed us before with its android robots, but this new video of gynoid HPR4C is enough to...well, seriously give us the shivers. She's dancing, and if you squint, you'd almost mistake her for a real girl.



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Joke Of The Day

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated.

As he examined the body of Bernie Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery:

Bernie Schwartz had the longest penis he had ever seen!

"I’m sorry Mr. Schwartz," said the mortician, "But I can’t send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity."

And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man’s schlong.

The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home.

The first person he showed was his wife.

"I have something to show you that you won’t believe," he said, and opened his briefcase.

"Oh my god!" she screamed, "Bernie Schwartz is dead!"

Cartoon Of The Day

The History of Political Correctness

Lips That Touch Liquor

If you were around in 1919 and came upon the following poster...

I mean, seriously ... wouldn't you just keep drinking?

Family Dog Put to Sleep... Wakes up Hours Later

Joke Of The Day

A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat. He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and take out a mirror. Being curious, the man rowed over and asked, "What is the mirror for?"

"That's my secret way to catch fish," said the other man. "Shine the mirror on the top of the water. The fish notice the spot of sun on the water above and they swim to the surface. Then I just reach down and net them and pull them into the boat."

"Wow! Does that really work?"

"You bet it does."

"Would you be interested in selling that mirror? I'll give you $250 for it."

"Well, okay."

After the money was transferred, the city fisherman asked, "By the way, how many fish have you caught this week...?"

"You're the sixth," he said.

Cartoon Of The Day

So You Think Money is the Root of All Evil?

Francisco D'Anconica's classic remarks about money, from Ayn Rand's masterwork, "Atlas Shrugged".

If You Give a Democrat a Cookie

If You Give a Democrat a Cookie from RightChange on Vimeo.

Iraqi TV Schedule

SUNDAY:
0800 - My 33 Sons
0830 - Osama Knows Best
0900 - I Dream of Mohammed
0930 - Let's Mecca Deal
1000 - The Kabul Hillbillies

MONDAY:
0800 - Husseinfeld
0900 - Mad About Everything
0930 - Monday Night Stoning
1000 - Win Bin Laden's Money
1030 - Allah McBeal

TUESDAY:
0800 - Wheel of Terror
0830 - The Price is Right if Osama Says it's Right
0900 - Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
0930 - Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
1000 - Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer

WEDNESDAY:
0800 - Beat the Press
0830 - When Kurds Attack
0900 - Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread
0930 - Just Shoot Everyone
1000 - Veilwatch

THURSDAY:
0800 - Fatima Loves Chachi
0830 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H
0900 - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
0930 - Married with 139 Children
1000 - Eye for an Eye Witness News

FRIDAY:
0800 - Judge Saddam
0830 - Suddenly Sanctions
0900 - Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
0930 - Cave and Garden Television
1000 - No-Witness News

SATURDAY:
0800 - Spongebob Squareturban
0830 - Who's Koran Is It Anyway?
0900 - Teletalibans
0930 - Camel 54, Where Are You?
1000 - Survival - Baghdad

Poster Of The Day

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Joke Of The Day

A young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?'

'Of course child. What can I do for you?'

'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electric hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?

'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'

'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.' When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'

'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'

The official thought this answer strange, so he asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'

'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'

Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'

Cartoon Of The Day

Bear Tagging

Snuggle with three bear cubs while tagging their mom.

Liberation

Nuff said!

Poster Of The Day

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Joke Of The Day

A young Arab asks his father:

What is this weird hat that we are wearing?

It's a "chechia" because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun!

And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing?

It's a "djbellah" because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body!

And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet?

These are "babouches", which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert!

Tell me, papa...

Yes, my son?

Why are we living in Detroit, Michigan and still wearing all this shit?

Cartoon Of The Day

Taliban Cliff Diving

Enjoy!

Parachuting Into Michigan Stadium with the 101st Airborne Division

Sgt. Adam Sniffen from the 101st Airborne Division delivers the game ball via parachute before the Michigan vs. MSU game at Michigan Stadium on Oct. 9, 2010.