Cartoon Of The Day

Carrie Underwood - 'How Great Thou Art'

The entertainment for this weekend: Carrie Underwood performs the classic standard 'How Great Thou Art' with Vince Gill.

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Hugh Hewitt Presents 'ObamaLero'

Hugh Hewitt Presents ‘ObamaLero’; Remember the Dismal Failures of the Obama Presidency

Stick Balancing

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When I left, I didn’t know where I was going; when I got there, I didn’t know where I was; when I returned, I didn’t know where I had been.

Who was I?

Joke Of The Day

My kids want a dog but I refuse to get a Labrador retriever. Have you ever noticed how many people that have labs go blind?

Cartoon Of The Day

Heal

Heal - Animated Trauma, from Ghost Productions on Vimeo.

This brilliant animation begins with a man doing restoration on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. The ladder he’s working from is knocked out from under him and he sustains serious injuries when he falls to the ground. Can modern science put him back together? Perhaps, but he may have some trouble getting through airport security from now on.

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The North Face: Alex Honnold in Yosemite

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2000 ft. of climbing. 2 hours and 50 minutes. No rope. No harness. Or any sort of safety gear. Alone on the wall - Alex Honnold free-solos the Regular NW face of Half-Dome.

Symmetry

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This striking Radiolab video made by Everynone was inspired by Radiolab's Desperately Seeking Symmetry episode. Filmmakers Will Hoffman, Daniel Mercadante, and Julius Metoyer III play with our yearning for balance, and reveal how beautiful imperfect matches can be.

Ray Stevens - Obama Budget Plan

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I am the beginning of sorrow, and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk, yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never out of darkness.

Joke Of The Day

Q: What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

A: The Captain's log.

Cartoon Of The Day

Man Gets Struck By Lightning And Walks Away

Is this real?

President Obama's Birth Certificate PDF has "Layers"

I’m just saying...



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When the PDF file given from WhiteHouse.gov is opened in Adobe Illustrator it shows up in different layers.

Dramatic Donkey Cigarette Dispenser

Check out this Democrat cigarette dispenser.

Full Auto Gatling Slingshot Crossbow

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Gatling guns have been the first firearms with a firing rate close to modern machine guns. Their principle is easy: A set of rotating barrels is turned by cranking a wheel, with one barrel after the other firing a round when it is in shooting position. This makes them technically and legally a repeating gun, not a full auto one - but it is close enough.

The Slingshot Channel took the challenge to design a rubber powered version of Mr. Gatling's great invention. And here it is: Eight 20 mm balls, on their way to the target in less than half a second. The theoretical firing rate is 960 rounds per minute, slightly faster than the popular M16 assault rifle.

The video also shows how you can fire single shots with the weapon.

A presentation brought to you by The Slingshot Channel!

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I go up and down the stairs without moving.

What am I?

Joke Of The Day

Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled
the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening.

"Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then there was something called "Happy Hour" and they served these mar-gar-itos which are quite good. I had four or five o' those. Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and O' course I had to go in for a couple of Guiness - couldn't be rude, ye know. Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for later .." And the man fumbled around in his coat until he located his bottle of whiskey, which he held up for inspection.

The officer sighed, and said, "Sir, I'm afraid I'll need you to step out of the car and take a breathalyzer test."

Indignantly, the man said, "Why? Don't ye believe me?!?"

Cartoon Of The Day

Viral Video Of The Day: Avalanche Cliff Jump

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Shot 100% on the HD HERO® camera from GoPro®.

Matthias Giraud and Stefan Laude capture some of the most incredible content seen by GoPro as they hit the Alps like true heroes skiing the French back country while escaping a large avalanche on their tails!

Choir Boys Sing The Meow Song

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In what I can only describe as being one of the most remarkable performances I have ever seen, two boys from the Catalunia Catholic Boy's choir sing the "Meow" song to classical music. You really must see this to believe it. After watching this video, I came away with a new found respect for the Catholic Boy's Choir. The official name of the choir is called "La Escolania", and they are associated with one of the oldest monasterys in Europe, the Monastery of Montserrat.

This monastery is the destination of some of the largest pilgrimages in all of Catholicism. Regardless of your personal feelings about the Catholic faith, you must admit that these boys have truly been blessed. When I consider the talentless sounds coming from the radio in today's world, it is quite refreshing to hear these young boys present this classical song in such a professional. These boys not only deliver the song with amazing clarity and style, but they are also able to keep a straight face. Truly makes one want to see them perform during their normal Sunday Mass. Incredible is all I can say, Bravo!

As great as these boys sound, it would seem that Europe's oldest and possibly finest boy's choir in the world, is finding it difficult to continue its old ways. The monastery that sits atop a steep limestone cliff some 25 miles northwest of Barcelona, is struggling to survive. A victim it would seem of its own traditions.

In today's world many parents are not so sure they want their 9 to 14 year old boys to be spending 11 months away from home as they have been required to do in the past. So one of the changes that they began in 2005 was to allow the boys to go home overnight and on weekends. They also lowered the age requirement to 8 years old, and then for the first time in its 800 year history they have allowed girls to join the choir also. Times are a changing ain't they? Well if you like, you can read more about the boys choir in this article written by Branden Phillips at the NY Times web site.

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Wallpaper Of The Day: Eagle Praying For America

Local Golf Club Sign

This sign was posted at a local golf club

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick back swing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8. Don’t stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please... while others are preparing to go.
10. Don’t take extra strokes.

Well done. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off!

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If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?

Joke Of The Day

Q: What should you do if you’re attacked by a gang of clowns?

A: Go for the juggler.

Cartoon Of The Day

Over or Under: The Great Toilet Paper Debate

Via: Engineering Degree

Bowing Barry

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Return of the Jelly Knights

Bompas and Parr: Return of the Jelly Knights from Gestalten on Vimeo.

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Taking the term to whole new levels, the British food and design consultancy duo Sam Bompas and Harry Parr has breathed new, refreshingly artifical, and entertaining life into what is known as "food experience." For example, they revived the basis of everything wobbly in Britain's kitchen universe: the jelly, recreating—among other things—the famous St. Paul's Cathedral in gelatinous form. Using cutting-edge technology, they even beat the gingerbread house as the known climax of architecture and food symbiosis and came up with what is known as "Alcoholic Architecture." Though magicians won't ever reveal their secrets, find out more about the two Jellymongers in our latest Gestalten.tv Interview.

1930s Marital Rating Scale

Would you fail if you were a 1930s husband or wife?

When we get glimpses of the way things used to be back before the divorce rate climbed to one in three, whether it’s a scene from Mad Men or the charts presented here, we try not to think that this might have been the way things were for our grandparents and great-grandparents — that marriage was a kind of pleasant business partnership in which both partners walked a fine line between cheerful (he) and deferential (she). Would my great-grandfather have really been disappointed if his wife “put her cold feet” on him at night “to warm them”? Then again, can I even imagine my great-grandmother putting her cold feet on him at night to warm them? Nope.

Of course, the saddest thing about these charts, which were created from surveys of real men and women of the 1930s by Scientific Marriage Foundation founder George Crane, is that the answers are so different. I don’t suspect my female forebears had a craving for red nail polish, but it is comforting to think that these days, fewer and fewer people would even blink at the sight of anyone wearing any color of nail polish, least of all red. Nor would they necessarily mind if a woman had crooked seams in her hose, or if she didn’t “dress for breakfast.” These small fashion statements speak loudly of how times have changed.

As for the men’s chart, it’s particularly depressing that women wanted men to read aloud newspapers, books, and magazines to them, and it makes you wonder whether we’re about to find out about some horrible Way Things Were, like that women weren’t required to learn how to read in school, but no one has let on until now because they thought it would make us sad.

There are a couple of things listed here that will always stay the same. For one, it’s still not fashionable to be “jealous” or “suspicious.” Too bad.

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What has one foot on each side and one in the middle?

Joke Of The Day

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to “Please be gentle; I’m still a Virgin.”

“What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”

“Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

“Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he’d look into it and get back with me.

“Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.

“Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.

“Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

“Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.

“Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it…

“Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

“Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

“Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was lick it….. God I miss him.

“But now that I’ve married you, I’m so excited.”

“Wonderful”, said the husband, “but why?

“You’re with the ” GOVERNMENT ” ……..This time I KNOW I’M gonna get screwed.”

Cartoon Of The Day

Viral Video Of The Day: Slobber Dog

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Catapult Commercials' Jonathan Boynten Lee uses dogs to show why you should get a cat in this series of three Friskies ads for JWT Johannesburg.

Allen West Challenges Conservative Mothers: ‘Spartan Women… Raise Spartan Men’

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But when you understood what made the Spartan men strong, it was the Spartan women. Because the Spartan women at the age of nine gave up their male sons. And their male sons went into a training that was called the Agoge and they stayed in that training for the next eleven to twelve years. And when they were finally qualified, when they were finally ready to join the ranks for the Spartan army, it was not their father who gave them their cloak and shield. It was their mother who gave them their shield. And when the Spartan mother gave that young Spartan warrior his shield, she gave him this basic commandment: “Spartan, here is your shield. Come back bearing this shield or being borne upon it!”

When Queen Gorgo, wife of King Leonidas, was questioned by the Persian emissary and she somewhat spoke out of turn to this Persian emissary, he tried to rebuke her. And she looked at him and said “Persian, beware, for it is Spartan women who raise Spartan men.”

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16 Things It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.’

3. There is a very fine line between ‘hobby’ and ‘mental illness.’

4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

5. You should not confuse your career with your life.

6. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

7. Never lick a steak knife.

8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

14. Your friends love you anyway.

15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

16. Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it’s up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Bert, Un-Muppeted

Bert, one-half of everyone's favorite homosexual Muppet couple (sorry, crotchety old bickering guys!) is seen here in a little too life-like silicon sculpture by artist and Effects Studio member Nacho (you're useless without cheese!). As you can see, he has a face that would send children running straight into traffic (and not zig-zagging like you're supposed to). Damn, somebody's gonna have nightmares tonight. And it's gonna be you. Get it? Because I'm gonna call right before bed and be all creepy!

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There are two bodies on the floor. They are surrounded by water and broken glass.

How did they die?

Joke Of The Day

Q: How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?

A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.

Cartoon Of The Day

Wallpaper Of The Day: Happy Easter

Picture Of The Day

Tokyo's Lights Before and After the Earthquake

YouTuber Darwinfish105 (who made that stunning time-lapse video of Japan's Gundam statue) now shows us the lights of Tokyo before and after March's earthquake and tsunami. The metropolis' lights have dimmed due to power shortages and energy conservation efforts.

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Training with the Special Forces - Yudh Abyas

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Short story about U.S. Army Special Forces operators training alongside Indian Army special forces during joint exercise Yudh Abyas at Ft. Richardson, Alaska. First place winner of the Department of Defense "Military Videographer of the Year" (MILVID) competition in the "Best Documentary" category.

Dr. Seuss Purity Test

Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?
Have you done it in a bed?
Have you done it with the dead?
Have you done it in the ass?
Have you done it, high on grass?
Have you done it in the car?
Have you simply gone too far?
Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?
Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?
Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?
Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?
Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?
Have you done it 'tween the tits?
Have you done it wearing mitts?
Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?
Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?
Have you done it with a virgin?
Have you done it with a surgeon?
Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?
Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it underage?
Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?
Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?
Have you done it under clamps?
Have you done it with the lamps?
Have you done it without style?
Have you done it on the bathroom tile?
Have you done it for all to see?
Have you ever had VD?
Have you done it on Mother's couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?
Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it out of shape?
Have you done it on live TV?
Have you done it whilst you pee?
Have you done it in the gym?
Have you done it on a whim?
Have you done it on a dare?

Do you really think we care?...............

Answer these and count your "no"s, pray this number never grows;

Fifty questions we asked thee, Score times two is your Purity.

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George, Helen, and Steve are drinking coffee.

Bert, Karen, and Dave are drinking soda.

Would Elizabeth be drinking coffee or soda?

Joke Of The Day

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

"Ok; have you ever been in the military service?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"

"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.

Cartoon Of The Day

Old Words Given a New Definition

1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

6. Negligent (adj.) describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand):The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

Picture Of The Day: Your Child's Piggy Bank

Save this country for our children!

Poster Of The Day

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A man fell over 50 stories but he lived and he was perfectly fine. Nothing was there to catch or protect him and nothing was attached to him.

How is it possible that was perfectly fine?

Joke Of The Day

A homophobe, a rapist and a black guy walk into a bar, and everyone says "Can I get your autograph Kobe?'

Cartoon Of The Day

We Will Not Go Down Without a Fight

We're not Marxist, Muslim, or European... we're Americans. And we plan to keep it that way.

End Of The World Headlines

When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?

USA Today : WE'RE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal : DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

National Enquirer : O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN

Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

Victoria's Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE

Sports Illustrated : GAME OVER

Wired: THE LAST NEW THING

Rolling Stone : THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

Readers Digest: 'BYE

Discover Magazine : HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW " ARMAGEDDON" DIET!

America Online : SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.

Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

TIME magazine: RENEW YOUR SUBSCRIPTION FOR ETERNITY

Supreme Arrogance

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Lola goes to her friend's house to study for a quiz. While they're studying, they get hungry so they go to the refrigerator to see what they could eat. Inside, they find two apples, an ounce of cheese, a gallon of milk, and a pizza. They eat the apples, cheese, and pizza and drink the milk. What's left in Lola's refrigerator?

Poster Of The Day

Joke Of The Day

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!”

The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.”

The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver – I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.

Cartoon Of The Day

Students Eager to Redistribute Wealth Are Less Eager to Redistribute Their Hard Earned GPA Scores

Hypocrisy, thy name is Liberal.

Young skulls full of mush!

The College Republicans at the University of California-Merced ask fellow students, who support raising taxes on the rich, if they would be willing to redistribute their GPAs. They don’t think it’s a good idea because they earned their grades.

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Sign Of The Day

Conservative Versus Liberal Robots

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Extreme Ironing

Extreme Ironing (or EI) is an extreme sport and a performance art in which people take an ironing board to a remote location and iron items of clothing. According to the official website, extreme ironing is "the latest danger sport that combines the thrills of an extreme outdoor activity with the satisfaction of a well-pressed shirt."

Part of the attraction and interest the media has towards extreme ironing seems to centre on the issue of whether it is really a sport or not. It is widely considered to be tongue-in-cheek.

The extreme ironing stunt, which involves pressing clothing for fun in adventurous places, took place on the M1 motorway after a section was closed following a fire.

The mystery man, who was wearing a blue dressing gown and slippers, was captured on film by a news cameraman.

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Who Runs The Human Body?

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.

The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.

The moral of the story?

You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just be an asshole.

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Tall when young,
Short when old.
While I live I glow,
Breath is my foe.

What am I?

Joke Of The Day

A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's going into labor!"

The nurse says, "Calm down. Is this her first child?"

He says, "No! This is her husband!"

Cartoon Of The Day

Brother, Can You Spare A Trillion?: Government Gone Wild!

Government Gone Wild = Unbridled bribery and corruption.



Video Description:

Our country is on the verge of financial Armageddon! Please forward this to everyone you know. This is the second video produced by Blaise Ingoglia.

Colin Quinn: Marxism Failed From Day One

Today's Stock Market Report

Helium was up.

Feathers were down.

Paper was stationary.

Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.

Knives were up sharply.

Cows steered into a bull market.

Pencils lost a few points.

Hiking equipment was trailing.

Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.

Weights were up in heavy trading.

Light switches were off.

Mining equipment hit rock bottom.

Diapers remained unchanged.

Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.

The market for raisins dried up.

Coca-Cola fizzled.

Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.

Sun peaked at midday.

Balloon prices were inflated.

Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.

And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.

Picture Of The Day

More bananas!

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I end big I start good I'm two in huggin and I surround good white dog.

What am I?

Joke Of The Day

Q: Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

A: Because it is two-tired.

Cartoon Of The Day