Thursday, June 30, 2011
Zero
Zero from Zealous Creative on Vimeo.
Born into a world of numbers, an oppressed zero discovers that through determination, courage, and love, nothing can be truly something.
Zero is a 12'32 stop motion animation written and directed by Christopher Kezelos and produced by Christine Kezelos.
Things Adults Learn From Kids
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house they will find a way to get in
A 4 years-old’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Snoopy underwear and a Superman cape.
It is strong enough however to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.
You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn’t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh;" it’s already too late.
A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.
If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak it explodes.
A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep.
Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
Super glue is forever.
McGyver can teach us many things we don’t want to know.
Ditto Tarzan.
No matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool you still can’t walk on water.
Pool filters do not like Jello.
VCR’s do not eject sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
Always look in the oven before you turn it on.
Plastic toys do not like ovens.
The fire department in San Diego has at least a 5 minute response time.
The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
It will however make cats dizzy.
Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
Quiet does not necessarily mean don’t worry.
A good sense of humor will get you through most problems in life (unfortunately, mostly in retrospect).
A 4 years-old’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Snoopy underwear and a Superman cape.
It is strong enough however to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.
You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn’t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh;" it’s already too late.
A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.
If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak it explodes.
A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep.
Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
Super glue is forever.
McGyver can teach us many things we don’t want to know.
Ditto Tarzan.
No matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool you still can’t walk on water.
Pool filters do not like Jello.
VCR’s do not eject sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
Always look in the oven before you turn it on.
Plastic toys do not like ovens.
The fire department in San Diego has at least a 5 minute response time.
The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
It will however make cats dizzy.
Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
Quiet does not necessarily mean don’t worry.
A good sense of humor will get you through most problems in life (unfortunately, mostly in retrospect).
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They have no flesh nor feathers,
Nor scales nor bones,
But they have fingers
And thumbs of their own.
What are they?
Nor scales nor bones,
But they have fingers
And thumbs of their own.
What are they?
Joke Of The Day
A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?""No!" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?"
Again the answer was "No!"
"Well", she continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Barack Obama, Genius
Pretty decent video contrasting what the media says about Sarah Palin, compared to Obama's actual gaffes.
No 57 states here, oddly.
A couple of these are pretty ticky-tack, but that's okay, I guess. What's less okay is the insistence by this video that Obama says "All Timers" when, having heard it three times myself, he clearly correctly says "Alzheimer's." Coming right at the beginning of this documentation of the Human Highlight Reel, that's going to cause a lot of people to stop watching.
But they shouldn't. Apart from that one and some ticky-tack cases of being tongue-tied, this video does demonstrate that Even A God Can Say Dumb Shit.
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US Congress Gives Hefty Bonuses Amid Crisis
Video Description:
In a newly released study, a group that monitors Congress has Found that many members of the US house have handed out big taxpayer Funded bonuses to their staffs, about 25 million dollars...
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I have an eye but I cannot see. I am stronger and faster than any man alive but I have no limbs.
What am I?
What am I?
Joke Of The Day
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Break Dancing Gorilla
Video Description:
Zola, nine-years old, is one of eight Western lowland gorillas currently living at the Calgary Zoo as part of the Association of Zoos and Aquariums Gorilla Species Survival Plan. He loves to play in water and keepers regularly give him the opportunity to do so as part of the enrichment activities they plan and vary on a daily basis.
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Two bodies have I
Though both joined in one
The longer I stand still
The Faster I run
What am I?
Though both joined in one
The longer I stand still
The Faster I run
What am I?
Joke Of The Day
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his seat belt. "Superman don't need no seat belt," Ali growled.
"Well, Superman," the stewardess replied, "don't need no airplane!"
Monday, June 27, 2011
Scientists Find Possible Cure for Gray Hair
Photo via ABC News
Scientists have got to the root of grey hair – paving the way for locks that retain the lustre of their youth well into old age.
In a series of experiments, they have identified a protein called 'wnt' found to be vital to the production of colour in hairs.
The breakthrough raises the prospects of drugs, lotions or shampoos that raise levels of wnt – and restore white or grey hair to its natural colour.
Such a treatment would save women of a certain age the need to make endless expensive trips to the hair salon to have their greying roots covered up.
It would also doubtless be popular with middle-aged men keen to recapture their youthful looks.
The U.S. researchers describe a series of experiments which reveal wnt to be key to hair retaining its colour.
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Not Your Ordinary Book Light
Not Your Ordinary Book Light from Grathio Labs on Vimeo.
Video Description:Friends have regularly recommended books as being particularly illuminating, but I admit that after opening them I was was as in the dark as ever. Since I'm not one to let a good metaphor go unmolested (and because design schools seem to constantly create designers who's job it is to make ugly lamps) I made this.
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I am myself until a time, I am told. When I am, I am contradicting my meaning!
What am I?
What am I?
Sunday, June 26, 2011
Convenience Store Robbery: Smiling Chinese Lady
Video Description:
Convenience store getting robbed at gun point. The best part is my mom laughing at the guy. She should be a superhero, called "Smiling Chinese Lady"
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I move without wings, between silken strings, I leave as you find, my substance behind.
What am I?
What am I?
Joke Of The Day
A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name."Fred," he replies.
"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds.
When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a nutcase on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.
"After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school, got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling MD DDS. Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was
Fred Dingaling MD DDS with VD.
"Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
"Then the VD took away my dingaling so now I'm just Fred."
The officer let him go without even a warning.
Saturday, June 25, 2011
Anger in America
Video Description:
The progressives will try and tell you people who do not like obama are racists. According to their logic if you are not a socialist/communist and fully accept the destruction of this country on every level you are a racist. It is they who are the real racists, when they accuse people of being racists when they are not. This video sums up everything that Americans are angry about regarding obama's communization of America. These angry Americans cross all political affiliations and races.
Man Born without Arms Changes Brake Pads with Just His Feet
Mark Stutzman was born without arms, but that didn’t become him from becoming a highly successful archer, both in competition and deer hunting. He quite properly bills himself as the “Inspirational Archer”, and I started to write this post with that as the central theme. But then I found this video buried in his website, and it strikes me as even more amazing than the archery. Stutzman, using only his feet, changes the brake pads on his car.
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It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
The entertainment for this weekend: The Notorious Cherry Bombs
perform It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
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Enjoy!
perform It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long.Enjoy!
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I’m so fast you can’t see me,
Though everyone sees straight through me,
I don’t stop until the day you die.
What am I?
Though everyone sees straight through me,
I don’t stop until the day you die.
What am I?
Joke Of The Day
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear that small inner voice trying to reassure him, "Howard. Don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of your patients and you won't be the last." But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality, "Howard. You're a Veterinarian."
Friday, June 24, 2011
Freedom in the 50 States
Video description:
As the federal government and states struggle with the best ways to boost prosperity, a new study from the Mercatus Center at George Mason University "Freedom in the 50 States: An Index of Personal and Economic Freedom," takes a comprehensive look at states' public policies that affect individual freedom in economic, social and personal areas. The study is a follow up to the first in 2009.
Stupid Questions
1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?
6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?
9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
11. What do people in China call their good plates?
12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
14. What do you call male ballerinas?
15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
21. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?
6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?
9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
11. What do people in China call their good plates?
12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
14. What do you call male ballerinas?
15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
21. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
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Lynn likes grapes but not potatoes. She likes squash but not lettuce, and she likes peas but not onions. Following the same rule, will she like pumpkins or apples?
Joke Of The Day
What is the difference between a Liberal and a battery?“A battery always has a positive side.”
Thursday, June 23, 2011
The Obama Legacy: 'How you like me now?'
Well done!
Video Description:
Video Description:
An attempt to show that our political elite is selling us down a river by devaluing our currency, thereby initiating inflation. Prices aren't going up because of corporate greed, the political elite all over the world are devaluing fiat currencies to pay for debt they created. Hence the movement to precious metals ... something no government can print at will. Be sure to watch the end.
Night Motion Timelapse: Outer Banks
Night Motion Timelapse: Outer Banks from Daniel Dragon Films on Vimeo.
Video Description:Included are two shots of the Stumpy Point wildfire that has been burning in eastern North Carolina, U.S. for some time now. Most of the shots have wisps of smoke in the air from this fire.
The lighthouse is Hatteras Lighthouse, the tallest in North America.
The light streaks you see in the Milky Way shots are shooting stars, no airplanes this time. Shooting stars & meteors happen all the time all over planet Earth; you can't see them except in the darkest skies. Especially look for them right before dawn (in the film & real life), they seem to increase in frequency at that time.
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What two animals do you not want to play cards with?
Joke Of The Day
A little girl walks in to the living room one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper. "Where does poo come from?" she asks. The father, feeling a little perturbed that his 5-year-old daughter is already asking difficult questions, thinks for a moment and says: "Well you know we just ate breakfast?"
"Yes," answers the girl.
"Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bottoms when we go to the toilet, and that is poo."
The little girl looks shocked, and stares, at him with a watery eyes in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks, "And Tigger?"
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Christie Tells Woman: "None Of Your Business" Where My Kid Goes To School
In this video clip from an hour long call in show with Steve Adubato, Gov. Chris Christie tells a woman that is no business of hers as to where his kids go school. She was complaining that Christie is cutting funding to the public school system, the same system his property taxes pay for.
"Hey Gail, first off, it's none of your business. I don't ask where you send your kids to school," Christie responded.
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A Chocolate Website
Sagres Preta Chocolate from diografic on Vimeo.
Video Description:Sagres is Portugal’s leading beer brand. This year, Sagres brewed a new product: Sagres Preta Chocolate, a chocolate flavoured stout beer.
Without a TV campaign and very few print materials, Sagres challenged their digital agency to create an online activation for their new product. Using the website as the main promotional tool, Sagres needed to generate a lot of buzz with a new approach.
Given this challenge, the agency’s creative team believed that if Sagres made a chocolate beer, the perfect way to launch it was also to create a website made of chocolate.
This said, the first step was to find and hire the best Maître Chocolatier in Portugal. Mr. Victor Nunes, artistic director of Óbidos International Chocolate Festival, started sculpting the website live at this year’s venue. Later on, his artisan sculptor team finished it at their chocolate factory. The artists sculpted the entire website in chocolate pieces, moulding it according to the design provided by the agency.
Afterwards, at the agency’s studio, the chocolate frame and all the website components were shot in the different positions and stages.
These images became the raw materials for the website.
To invite consumers to try the new product, Sagres offered a piece of the chocolate website and a 6Pack of Sagres Preta Chocolate. Every day, during a specific hour, users can ask for a bite of the wesite.
The finished work can be seen here.
Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
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You're in an enclosed room, no doors, no windows, all you have is a desk, a calendar, a waterbed, and a mirror. First you need to drink, and then you need to eat, and then you need to figure out how to escape before a wrecking ball whacks your house down, how do you drink? How do you eat?
How can you escape?
How can you escape?
Joke Of The Day
I was in a bar the other day telling that "cruelty joke," "What do you do if you see an epileptic have a fit in the bathtub? You throw in your laundry!"Well, we were all having a laugh when this guy tapped me on the shoulder and said, "Excuse me, but I don't find that funny. My brother was an epileptic and by coincidence he did die in the bathtub during a fit."
I said, "Oh, man, I'm so sorry. Did he drown?"
He said, "No, I think he choked on a sock."
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Petition to Apply Affirmative Action to Basketball Team
Young skulls full of mush!
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Many students support affirmative action, in an effort to promote diversity. They argue that race-based preferences "level the playing field" for disadvantaged minorities. However, these same students refused to sign our petition to apply such policies to the basketball team. At UC Riverside -- where the video was filmed -- 10/11 active players on the team are African American. Why not use affirmative action to promote diversity there?
What is Generation Y?
People born before 1946 were called The Silent Generation.
The Baby Boomers, are people born between 1946 and 1959.
Generation X, people born between 1960 and 1979.
Generation Y, are the people born between 1980 and 2011
Why do we call the last group Generation Y?
Recently a cartoonist explained it very eloquently below...
And I always thought it was because they say...
Y should I get a job?
Y should I leave home and find my own place?
Y should I get a car when I can borrow yours?
Y should I clean my room?
Y should I wash and iron my own clothes?
Y should I buy any food?
The Baby Boomers, are people born between 1946 and 1959.
Generation X, people born between 1960 and 1979.
Generation Y, are the people born between 1980 and 2011
Why do we call the last group Generation Y?
Recently a cartoonist explained it very eloquently below...
And I always thought it was because they say...
Y should I get a job?
Y should I leave home and find my own place?
Y should I get a car when I can borrow yours?
Y should I clean my room?
Y should I wash and iron my own clothes?
Y should I buy any food?
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There is only one word in the English language with three double letters in a row?
What is it?
What is it?
Joke Of The Day
When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.'They stopped that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Monday, June 20, 2011
The Fine Art of Airigami
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Modern interpretations of famous fine art masterpieces (from http://www.airigami.com), morphed from the originals. Included works are Da Vinci's Mona Lisa and Vitruvian Man, Paul Cezanne's Still Life with a Curtain, Warhol's Soup Can, Grant Wood's American Gothic, Whistler's Mother, and M.C. Escher's Reflecting Globe.
Wal-Mart vs. The Morons
1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day.
2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!
3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick’s Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.
4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target + Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.
5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world’s largest private employer, and most speak English.
6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.
7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years.
8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.
9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.
10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five years ago.
11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores. (Earth’s population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)
12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.
You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground work for suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the economy..
This should be read and understood by all Americans, Democrats, Republicans, EVERYONE!!
To the President and all 535 voting members of the Legislature,
It is now official you are ALL corrupt morons:
A. The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775. You have had 234 years to get it right and it is broke.
B. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years to get it right and it is broke.
C. Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 71 years to get it right and it is broke.
D. War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to “the poor” and they only want more.
E. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 44 years to get it right and they are broke.
F. Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 39 years to get it right and it is broke.
G. The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24 billion a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 32 years to get it right and it is an abysmal failure.
You have FAILED in every “government service” you have shoved down our throats while overspending our tax dollars.
AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM???
2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!
3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick’s Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.
4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target + Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.
5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world’s largest private employer, and most speak English.
6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.
7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years.
8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.
9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.
10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five years ago.
11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores. (Earth’s population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)
12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.
You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground work for suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the economy..
This should be read and understood by all Americans, Democrats, Republicans, EVERYONE!!
To the President and all 535 voting members of the Legislature,
It is now official you are ALL corrupt morons:
A. The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775. You have had 234 years to get it right and it is broke.
B. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years to get it right and it is broke.
C. Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 71 years to get it right and it is broke.
D. War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to “the poor” and they only want more.
E. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 44 years to get it right and they are broke.
F. Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 39 years to get it right and it is broke.
G. The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24 billion a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 32 years to get it right and it is an abysmal failure.
You have FAILED in every “government service” you have shoved down our throats while overspending our tax dollars.
AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM???
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Kid Playing Dance Central Disturbia on Hard
This little kid plays Disturbia on hard in Dance Central
at the Microsoft store in Bellevue Square. And people say video games are bad for kids...
at the Microsoft store in Bellevue Square. And people say video games are bad for kids...
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