Cartoon Of The Day

Honda Robotics

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Honda unveiled "All-new ASIMO", a new version of their humanoid robot. It can run at 9kph and hop on one or both legs, and more.

The Continental United States: Visualized By Distance To The Nearest McDonald's

Behold, a visualization of the contiguous United States, colored by distance to the nearest domestic McDonald’s!

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Campaign Button Of The Day: Uncle Sham!

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A babysitter came over one day to babysit 10 children. She decided to give them a snack. In a jar there were 10 cookies. She wants to give each one a cookie, but still keep one in the jar.

How will she do it?

Joke Of The Day

A philosophy professor walks in to give his class their final. Placing his chair on his desk the professor instructs the class, "Using every applicable thing you've learned in this course, prove to me that this chair DOES NOT EXIST."

So, pencils are writing and erasers are erasing, students are preparing to embark on novels proving that this chair doesn't exist, except for one student. He spends thirty seconds writing his answer, then turns his final in to the astonishment of his peers.

Time goes by, and the day comes when all the students get their final grades ... and to the amazement of the class, the student who wrote for thirty seconds gets the highest grade in the class.

His answer to the question: "What chair?"

Cartoon Of The Day: New Seatbelt Design

Girl Scout Cookie Flavored Lip Balms

We might not be fans of Cheetos flavored lip balm or Paula Deen butter lip balm, but the latest collection from Lip Smacker knows the way to our hearts. The Girl Scout Cookie lip balm collection represents five of our favorite tasty treats: Thin Mints, Trefoils, Chocolate Peanut Butter (Tagalongs), Peanut Butter (Do-si-dos), and Coconut Caramel Stripes (Samoas).

These lip balms taste and smell just as scrumptious as the cookies, and you won't put on any extra pounds by wearing them-though you may develop a habit of licking your lips. Thankfully they're hydrating too. Buy them individually or get all five in a set for $5 at Wal-Mart and Claire's stores. Come 2012 they'll be available in the liquid lip gloss version too. We can't wait to enjoy our Trefoils all year round!

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Cobra-Cat

Handstand Peeing Dog

Another appalling double standard. When Oscar the dog walks around on his front paws while peeing, it’s cute. When I do it, people call the cops.

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Four brothers were born together. One runs but never walks, one eats but is never full. One drinks and is ever thirsty, and one sings a song that is never good.

Who are they?

Joke Of The Day

Q: Did you hear about the Politician who was so big when he died that they couldn't find a coffin big enough to hold the body?

A: They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.

Cartoon Of The Day

Batman Meets The Riddler

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From house to house I go, sometimes narrow, sometimes wide. And whether there's rain or snow I always stay outside.

What am I?

Joke Of The Day

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A: Megasorass.

Cartoon Of The Day: Liberal Responses

Picture Of The Day: Made in Pakistan

How To Of The Day: How To Hit a Speedbag

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Martial Arts Master Scott Palangi explains how to hit a speedbag. This clip was shot as Master Palangi was walking by and one of his students put him on the spot! One of the best instructors in the world and know for his articulate and easy-to-follow teaching style.

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If an atheist died in church, what would be put on his coffin?

Joke Of The Day

Q: What’s the good part about Alzheimer’s disease?

A: You keep meeting new friends.

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Newspaper Clipping Of The Day

Debra Jackson said she likes shopping at the Dollar Palace because it is convenient and causal. 'I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something,' she added.

Synchronized Kittens

This confirms what I've always said. If you've seen one cat, you've seen them all.

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What do you give an injured lemon?

Joke Of The Day

Q: What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?

A: A fruit stand.

Cartoon Of The Day

The Lifecycle of a Mushroom

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Spectacular Science is a collaborative project between the University for the Creative Arts & the University of Kent which aims to provide a wide audience with access to scientific knowledge and support the education of students in science subjects.

The animation I've produced is inspired by 1920's animation such as the Silly Symphonies series and other early Walt Disney shorts.

Barack Hussein Obama’s 32 Month Report Card

Mr. Hope and Change wants to create a nation humbled; humiliated, casting-aside capitalism and individual freedoms for one where “we the people” are government controlled. This would be a system that genuflects mediocrity, steals personal aspiration and opportunity, and punishes those who strive to succeed.

A gallon of regular gasoline the day Obama was inaugurated was $1.79 on average in the U.S. Today that price is $3.59, a 100.6% increase.

The number of food stamp recipients has risen since Obama took office from 31,983,716 to 43,200,878, a 35.1% jump.

Long term unemployment soared 146.2% during the same 32 month period from 2,600,000 to 6,400,000. Staggering “hope and change” isn’t it?

American citizens living in poverty have risen 9.5% from 39,800,000 to 43,600,000, and the number of unemployed has jumped almost 25% from 11,616,000 to 14,485,000 as of August 31, 2011. The number of unemployed blacks has risen from 12.6% at the end of George Bush’s term to 15.8% today, a 25.4% increase, and finally, our national debt is up 34.4% from 10.627 trillion to 14,278 trillion *

Keep these figures in mind as we recount the number of “firsts” for this presidency:

First Black President

First President to refuse to show a valid birth certificate.

First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner.

First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.

First President to preside over a cut to the credit rating of the United States .

First President to violate the War Powers Act.

First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.

First President to defy a Federal Judges court order to cease implementing the Health Care Reform Law.

First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party.

First President to spend a trillion dollars on shovel-ready jobs and later admit there was no such thing as shovel-ready jobs.

First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.

First President to by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.

First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S. , including those with criminal convictions.

First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.

First President to terminate Americas ability to put a man in space.

First President to encourage racial discrimination and intimidation at polling places.

First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.

First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.

First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly speak-out on the reasons for their rate increases.

First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state they are allowed to

locate a factory.

First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (Az, WI, OH, IN)

First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.

First President to fire an inspector general of Ameri-corps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.

First President to appoint 45 Czars to replace elected officials in his office.

First President to golf 73 separate times in his first two and a half years in office.

First President to hide his medical, educational and travel records.

First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.

First President to coddle American enemies while alienating Americas allies.

First President to publicly bow to Americas enemies while refusing to salute the U.S. Flag.

First President to go on multiple global apology tours.

First President to go on 17 lavish vacations, including date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends, paid for by the taxpayer.

First President to refuse to wear the U.S. Flag lapel pin.

First President to have 22 personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.

First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000.00 a year at taxpayer expense.

First President to repeat “the Holy Qur’an tells us,” and openly admit “the early morning call of the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is the most beautiful sound on earth.”

Remember that 32 months of Obama White House we the people have accumulated national debt at a rate more than 27 times as fast as during the rest of our nation’s entire history, as the Obama’s plan their next extravagant vacation to the Indonesian Island nation of Bali .

Hope and change anyone?

* sources: U.S. Energy Information Administration, Wall Street Journal, Bureau of Labor Statistics, US Dept of Labor, Standard & Poors/Case-Shiller, Federal Reserve, US Treasury, Heritage Foundation.

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I have many feathers to help me fly. I have a body and head, but I'm not alive. It is your strength which determines how far I go. You can hold me in your hand, but I'm never thrown.

What am I?

Joke Of The Day

Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

Cartoon Of The Day

William Shatner in "Eat, Fry, Love," a Turkey Fryer Fire Cautionary Tale

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William Shatner loves deep-fried turkey, but over many Thanksgivings and Christmases he's made mistakes, burned himself, and nearly burned down his house. In this dramatic retelling, Bill shows us how dangerous turkey fryers can be.

Quote Of The Day

I place economy among the first and most important virtues, and public debt as the greatest of dangers. To preserve our independence, we must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt. ~ Thomas Jefferson

Going Gorillas

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A while ago the good people at Werribee Open Range Zoo let us try out their unfinished Gorilla enclosure... Well now it's finished and from November 7 there will be some even realer Gorilla's in there. Go and check 'em out! (They're probably not as good at golf as us)".

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A farmer has 17 cows all but 9 die. How many did he have left?

Joke Of The Day

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?
'Cause they wear their belts on their hats!

What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!

What is the turkey's favorite black-tie celebration?
The Butter Ball.

What do you get when you cross a turkey, the beach, and Broomhilda?
A turkey sand-witch.

What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock.

Why do turkeys eat so little?
Because they are always stuffed.

What key has legs and can't open doors?
Tur-key.

What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I'll tell you at Christmas.

Cartoon Of The Day: Occupy Wall Street Maze Game

Human Slinky

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How can you make the slinky even more fun? Just add human! Behold the strangest sight you'll probably see today, Romanian performer Ioan Veniamin Oprea, better known as the Human Slinky.

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Obama Compared To Lincoln

For all of you who have made disparaging remarks about President Obama, please read the following…

I’m sure most of us have read the so-called comparison of Lincoln and Kennedy, but did you ever consider the relationship between Obama and Lincoln? You might be surprised…

Parallels of Abraham Lincoln and Barack Hussein Obama:

1. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration. Obama used the same Bible.
2. Lincoln came from Illinois. Obama comes from Illinois.
3. Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature. Obama served in the Illinois Legislature.
4. Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President. Obama had very little experience before becoming President.
5. Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration. Obama rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration.
6. Lincoln was a skinny lawyer. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
7. Lincoln was a Republican. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
8. Lincoln was in the United States Military. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
9. Lincoln believed in everyone carrying their own weight. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
10. Lincoln did not waste taxpayers’ money on personal enjoyments. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
11. Lincoln was highly respected. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
12. Lincoln was born in the United States. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
13. Lincoln was honest, so honest he was called Honest Abe. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
14. Lincoln saved the United States. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

Mustaches and Crime

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What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

Joke Of The Day

Did you hear about the scarecrow?
He got an award for being outstanding in his field.

Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered.

Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the Boston Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.

Cartoon Of The Day

Screaming Severed Head Prank

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Girl drops a dummy head on the sidewalk in front of a victim. While two men holding a plywood sheet pass by, the head is switched for a real head that screams like hell as soon as the victims try to pick it up.

A presentation of the Just For Laughs Gags.

Snake Found in Cash Machine

A RESIDENT in Llodio, Alava, got a shock when a snake came slithering out of the slot of a cash machine when he withdrew his money.

Local Police report that this occurred at a Caja Madrid bank at around 8am when the client went to get some money before going to work. The middle-aged man grabbed his money despite the snake attempting to attack him.

He then alerted the police, who arrived on the scene, and with the help of the bank manager, discovered that the snake was trapped by the mechanism of the cash point.

The manager activated it from the inside, freeing the snake, which was put in a box and taken to a shelter.

The Local Police cannot understand how the snake got trapped in the cash machine, but it is not far from the countryside, so it may have got there alone. However, they have not ruled out the possibility that someone may have put it there for a prank.

The video of the snake trapped in the machine can be seen on YouTube, where a witness comments how bad banks are getting nowadays that they use snakes so you can’t take your money.

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The Socialist Brain of a Liberal Democrat

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How many of each animal did Moses have on his ark?

Joke Of The Day

Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.

Hillary Clinton said, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."

Michelle Obama responded, "Oh, that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!"

"Whoa," replied Hillary. "I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"

Cartoon Of The Day

How to Break the Speed of Light

This video explains how to break the speed of light by pointing a laser at the moon.

Try this at home!

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A Moral Dilemma

Here’s a dilemma...

With all your honor and dignity, what would you do? Please don’t answer without giving it serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Please scroll down slowly and consider each line- this is important for the test to work accurately.

You’re in Florida... in Miami, to be exact. There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are huge masses of water all over you. You are a news photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You’re trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destructive power.

Suddenly you see a man in the water, fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar.

Suddenly you know who it is -- it’s Barack Hussein Obama!

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him away, forever. You have two options. You can save him or you can take the best photo of your life. So you can save the life of Barack Hussein Obama, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a unique photo displaying the death of one of the world’s most powerful men.

And here’s the question (please give an honest answer):

Would you select color film, or rather go with the simplicity of classic black and white?

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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

Joke Of The Day

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton?

A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Cartoon Of The Day

The Flea Party

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How Much Does The Internet Weigh?

Weight of the Internet of the Day: Despite what Jen from The IT Crowd may think, the Internet isn’t entirely weightless. It is, however, mind-blowingly light, as Michael from Vsauce explains.

Because the electrons that power the Internet have mass, it’s possible to calculate the total weight of the electrons in motion, and (according to Russell Seitz) that weight is about 50 grams. It’s about three times that if you include PCs instead of just servers.

It’s also possible to estimate the weight of all the information stored on the Internet by multiplying the amount of electrons in a byte by the total number of bytes stored. Stephen Cass at Discover came up with an estimate of 0.2 millionths of an ounce.

That’s still not zero, but it’s about the same weight as the smallest possible grain of sand.

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This morning my wife sent me this text message:
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,V,W,X,Y,Z.

What did she mean by this text?

Joke Of The Day

Q: What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

A: Brothel sprouts.

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New Drugs For Men Created By Women

Scientists beware!

ANIVERSIA: - Triggers memories of birthdays and anniversaries.

SLIMOXIL: - Widens male cornea making wives appear slim.

SPORTOBLIND X: - Reacts with optic nerve to prevent men from recognizing the word "sports" on TV.

WORKOCETAMOL: - Generates an insatiable desire in men to do household chores.

SHOPHOFOBEX: - Makes men eager to take wives for shopping every week and wait patiently.

FLIRTONATE-N:- It makes a black covering in the eyes when a girl is passing by.

Cockroach in the Ear

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If 1=5
2=25
3=125
4=3125
5= ?

Joke Of The Day

You wanna hear a dirty joke?

A boy in a white shirt fell in the mud.

You wanna hear a dirtier joke?

He got back up and fell back down.

You wanna hear a clean joke?

He took a bath with Bubbles.

You wanna hear the dirtest joke so far?

Bubbles is the girl next door.

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