Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Can You Read This?
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The Best Finger Painter You've Ever Seen
Talk about a great painter. This guy can paint a fantastic painting in under a minute. What is he doing on the street? He needs to be presenting his paintings in an art exhibit. It’s really ashame that talent gets unnoticed for so long.
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Many different types of my last seven letters can be found in newspapers, magazines, & journals. Physicists have built devices to get me moving very fast.
What am I?
What am I?
Joke Of The Day
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it.Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he
looked up the man's arse was that eye staring right back at him.
"You know, " said the doctor, "you really have to learn to trust me."
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
How Gullible are We?
A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project, he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."
And for plenty of good reasons, since:
1. It can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
2. It is a major component in acid rain
3. It can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
4. Accidental inhalation can kill you
5. It contributes to erosion
6. It decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
7. It has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients
He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical. Forty-three said yes, six were undecided, and only one knew that the chemical was water. The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?" He feels the conclusion is obvious.
And for plenty of good reasons, since:
1. It can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
2. It is a major component in acid rain
3. It can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
4. Accidental inhalation can kill you
5. It contributes to erosion
6. It decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
7. It has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients
He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical. Forty-three said yes, six were undecided, and only one knew that the chemical was water. The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?" He feels the conclusion is obvious.
Random Riddle
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How could I place a bookbag on the floor where no one could jump over it?
Joke Of The Day
Paul and his best friend were coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed his friend by the hand and pulled him aside.The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
Paul's friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
Monday, February 27, 2012
Meet All 44 Presidents
Whomever created this collage/montage of all 44 Presidents was a genius!
Look closely, comrade!
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Look closely, comrade!
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Amazing Whiteboard Artist
Office cubicles aren’t known for inspiring creativity. In fact, they have a reputation for doing just the opposite. But working in a confined space doesn’t always have to be stifling. Meet Bill Taylor, a data manager in Durham, North Carolina who recreates iconic works of art on a whiteboard in his cube. He spends only two to five minutes per day on his drawings, taking roughly six weeks to finish each piece — and then he leave it up for a day or two, photographs the finished product, wipes the board clean, and gets to work on his next masterpiece. “[T]here’s something about doing it this way that forces me to be patient, something I could always use more practice with,” Taylor told the Telegraph.
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What english word means burning wood when you take away the first letter of the word?
Joke Of The Day
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will begin production in Canada this year.Sunday, February 26, 2012
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There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls.
What is it?
What is it?
Joke Of The Day
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table."
The construction worker leans over the table, the doctor whacks him on the ass with a baseball bat, and then sends him into the bathroom.
He comes out a few minutes later and says, "Doc, I feel great. What should I do?"
The doctor says, "Stop wiping with cement bags."
Saturday, February 25, 2012
Kid Does Push Ups On Glass Bottles
Video Description:
7-year-old Giuliano Stroe, know as the world's strongest kid, does push ups while balancing on glass bottles. He already holds a few Guinness World Records!
Joke Of The Day
When Vice President Joe Biden was asked if he knew what Roe versus Wade was, he said he thought it was the decision that General George Washington needed to make when he planned to cross the Delaware.Friday, February 24, 2012
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What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters?
Joke Of The Day
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs.She looks around and spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person does not pop up at that moment.
As she turns back, standing next to her is a salesman.
"Good day, how may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, how much does this rug cost?"
He answers, "Lady if you farted just touching it, you're gonna crap in your pants when you hear what the price is."
Thursday, February 23, 2012
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Miniature “MythBusters” Clones
Have you ever wondered what “MythBusters” stars Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman would look like if they cloned miniature versions of themselves and then posed for a photo with said clones? Well, wonder no longer!
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This is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long.
What is it?
What is it?
Joke Of The Day
The wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those tabletsthat “help” get an erection.
You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills!
I am still looking for a place to live.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Flute Beatboxing
Video Description:
This is the First Movement to Greg Pattillo's Three Beats for Beatbox Flute that I played at the National Flute Association High School Soloist Competition in Charlotte, NC. Enjoy!
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Largest blanket,
Coldest bed,
Never to be slept on
Only to be played on.
What am I?
Coldest bed,
Never to be slept on
Only to be played on.
What am I?
Joke Of The Day
Q: Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A: A regular toad croaks "Ribbit Ribbit" while a horney toad croaks "Rub-it Rub-it"
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Optical Illusion Of The Day
If you follow the movement of the rotating pink dot with your eyes, the dots will remain only one color, pink. However, if you stare at the black + in the center, the moving dot will turn green. Keep concentrating on the black + in the center of the picture. After a short period, all the pink dots will slowly disappear and you will only see a single green dot moving in a circle.
Now This Is A Gun!
Video Description:
The guys from Knight Rifles "Americas Muzzleloader" head out to the range with Dave Fricke of Millennium Manufacturing to shoot the largest center fire rifle ever made. Only 12 people have ever shot the .950 JDJ as a rifle. Produced by SSK Industries, only 3 were ever made this was the first and the lightest weighing in at 50 lbs.. 2400 grain bullet and 240 grains of powder.
Knight Rifles are 100% American made, Handcrafted, Lightweight Muzzle loaders that surpass all others in Accuracy, Smooth Operation & Deadly, Downrange Stopping Power.
Knight is considered by many to be the finest, safest and most versatile black powder rifle ever made. From Knights early years in Centerville Iowa to their new home in East Tennessee, Knight has been a Leader & True Pioneer in the World of Modern Muzzleloading.
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When I'm gone,
I never come back,
I can go slow,
Or fast
What am I?
I never come back,
I can go slow,
Or fast
What am I?
Joke Of The Day
Q: What happened to the Bill Clinton when he went to Mount Olive?A: Popeye beat the crap out of him!
Monday, February 20, 2012
Vazquez Sounds - Rolling In The Deep
Ten-year-old Angie Vazquez belts out a soulful cover of Adele's "Rolling in the Deep" with instrument accompaniment by her brothers Abelardo and Gustavo Vazquez.
Enjoy and share!
Enjoy and share!
Science Nation Army
Using real footage and sounds from a working science lab, the Inside Knowledge team have reconstructed the White Stripes song Seven Nation Army from scratch.
Enjoy!
For the full story of the video, check out the Inside Knowledge blog.
Instruments used:
Bass Guitar: Main sensor output cable
Bass Drum: Blast Rig
Toms: Hammer & Storm Case
Hi-Hat: Oil Spray
Cymbal: Blast Plate
'Vocals': Laces to contain dummy leg during blast
'Guitar': Accelerometer cable & Fastening Strings
Enjoy!
For the full story of the video, check out the Inside Knowledge blog.
Instruments used:
Bass Guitar: Main sensor output cable
Bass Drum: Blast Rig
Toms: Hammer & Storm Case
Hi-Hat: Oil Spray
Cymbal: Blast Plate
'Vocals': Laces to contain dummy leg during blast
'Guitar': Accelerometer cable & Fastening Strings
Joke Of The Day
When we brought our new-born son to the pediatrician for his first checkup, the doctor said, "You have a cute baby."Smiling, I said, "I'll bet you say that to all the new parents."
"No," he replied, "just to those whose babies are really good-looking."
"So what do you say to the others?" I asked.
"He looks just like you."
Sunday, February 19, 2012
Digital Death - What Happens Online When You Die
Video Description:
Every day we are filling the Internet with portions of our lives. The data of every status update, blog post, image, video and email is floating around the internet. Have you ever wondered what happens to all that data once we pass?
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What Happens Online When You Die?
Lets say you represent an average person on this globe.
There is an 11% chance that you have a Facebook account.
With this account you share 450 pieces of content each year including 114 photos. That is 29 traditional photo albums in your entire life.
In your lifetime you will have spent 23 minutes a day on Twitter and have sent 15,795 tweets. You will have checked in on Foursquare 563 times, uploaded 196 hours of video on Youtube
Currently 70% of the online population are using social networks. And this number is still growing. The one thing that the 1.1 billion people currently on social networks have in common is that they are all going to die.
In fact Three FB users die every minute, at that rate... A total of 1.78 million FB users died in 2011.
Do you know what happens to your digital life when you die?
Gmail can send your next of kin all your emails and contacts on request. And so can Hotmail. Twitter can give your next of kin a copy of all your public tweets.
Do you have any digital dirty laundry you should be worried about?
All the data you have stored in the cloud belongs to the individual platform provider and they might use it.. one day to resurrect your digital self or perhaps even create a living clone or hologram of you that could interact with future generations..
Personality predictors already exist such as 'that can be my next tweet' and 'Hunch' that can make certain predictions based on your social media data.
With Life Naut you can build a mind file of almost your entire life experience. .
Where do you see your digital self in 100 years?
Joke Of The Day
A mother walks into the kitchen and sees her daughter with the whole box of animal crackers spread on the counter top.Mother: "Why did you pour out the whole box?"
Daughter: "The box says, 'Do not eat if the seal is broken.' I'm looking for the seal."
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